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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Iowa Boobs-For-Grades Scandal

A University of Iowa professor is accused of fondling students in exchange for higher grades. What do you think?
  • "Hopefully, in light of this incident, the taboo subject of sexual harassment will finally be discussed widely on college campuses."

    Ruth Steinem Systems Analyst
  • "I knew my busty, suggestible daughter wasn't that smart."

    Sam Pollard Spot Welder
  • "A professor fondles a student! That's perfect! I've had the worst writer’s block for my upcoming porno!"

    Ray Pettibon Screenwriter
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