Iowa Boobs-For-Grades Scandal

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Iowa Boobs-For-Grades Scandal

A University of Iowa professor is accused of fondling students in exchange for higher grades. What do you think?
  • "Hopefully, in light of this incident, the taboo subject of sexual harassment will finally be discussed widely on college campuses."

    Ruth Steinem
    Systems Analyst
  • "I knew my busty, suggestible daughter wasn't that smart."

    Sam Pollard
    Spot Welder
  • "A professor fondles a student! That's perfect! I've had the worst writer’s block for my upcoming porno!"

    Ray Pettibon
    Screenwriter
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