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As kids prepare to go back to school, parents are tasked with providing all the supplies and clothes they’ll need for the year. Here are The Onion’s tips for tackling back-to-school shopping.

Report: Sky Normal Today

WASHINGTON—Informing citizens there really wasn’t anything special going on up there, the nation’s scientists confirmed the sky is normal today.
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iPad 3 May Cost 15% More

If leaked documents prove to be authentic, the soon-to-be released iPad 3 will cost $70 to $80 more than the iPad 2. What do you think?

  • "Ha-ha! Apple has a leak."

    Pamela Hewlett Helmet Coverer
  • "Well, it looks like my kid isn't going to be getting his allowance for a few weeks."

    Geoff Albarn Systems Analyst
  • “If memory serves me correctly, the last iPad was only around 55 cents, so that’s not bad.”

    Alex Jones Rod-Mill Tender

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