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iPad 3 May Cost 15% More

If leaked documents prove to be authentic, the soon-to-be released iPad 3 will cost $70 to $80 more than the iPad 2. What do you think?

  • "Ha-ha! Apple has a leak."

    Pamela Hewlett
    Helmet Coverer
  • "Well, it looks like my kid isn't going to be getting his allowance for a few weeks."

    Geoff Albarn
    Systems Analyst
  • “If memory serves me correctly, the last iPad was only around 55 cents, so that’s not bad.”

    Alex Jones
    Rod-Mill Tender

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