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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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iPad 3 May Cost 15% More

If leaked documents prove to be authentic, the soon-to-be released iPad 3 will cost $70 to $80 more than the iPad 2. What do you think?

  • "Ha-ha! Apple has a leak."

    Pamela Hewlett Helmet Coverer
  • "Well, it looks like my kid isn't going to be getting his allowance for a few weeks."

    Geoff Albarn Systems Analyst
  • “If memory serves me correctly, the last iPad was only around 55 cents, so that’s not bad.”

    Alex Jones Rod-Mill Tender

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