iPhone 6 Fans Paying Line Holders To Wait Outside Stores

Top Headlines

Recent News

Frenzied Trump Supporters Admit They’d Be Just As Happy Tearing Him To Pieces

‘We’re Just Mad And Want To Destroy Something,’ Say Candidate’s Backers

WASHINGTON—Saying they simply needed something to direct their anger toward, the nation’s frenzied Donald Trump supporters admitted Thursday that, if circumstances were different, they would be just as happy tearing the Republican frontrunner to pieces.
End Of Section
  • More News
Up Next
TV Listings
Just Like Everything Else!: Fox 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. ABC Pete's wife is still on him about building that darn shed, these kids are going to be the death of Sheila and Dave, and the hot next-door neighbor is up in EVERYBODY'S business! Sunday nights on ABC couldn't be any more familiar!

Special Coverage

Area Man

This Great Song, Bar Sources Report

TOMAH, WI—Pausing their conversations momentarily to call attention to the music playing on the establishment’s jukebox, sources at local bar Shepherd’s confirmed to reporters Friday that this is a great song.

Productivity

iPhone 6 Fans Paying Line Holders To Wait Outside Stores

Apple fans desperate to buy the iPhone 6 on the first day of its release later this month are paying line holders hundreds of dollars to wait outside Apple stores and hold their spots. What do you think?

  • “I care less about the convenience and more about watching a dehydrated, tired man give me the iPhone he just debased himself for.”

    Barry Geist
    Petroleum Engineer
  • “Wouldn’t it be easier if everyone pooled their money together to hire one really trustworthy guy?”

    Nick Russell
    Systems Analyst
  • “It may be expensive, but it’s worth it to be one of the first several million people to own an iPhone 6.”

    Melissa Haywater
    Can Recycler