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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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iPhone 6 Fans Paying Line Holders To Wait Outside Stores

Apple fans desperate to buy the iPhone 6 on the first day of its release later this month are paying line holders hundreds of dollars to wait outside Apple stores and hold their spots. What do you think?

  • “I care less about the convenience and more about watching a dehydrated, tired man give me the iPhone he just debased himself for.”

    Barry Geist Petroleum Engineer
  • “Wouldn’t it be easier if everyone pooled their money together to hire one really trustworthy guy?”

    Nick Russell Systems Analyst
  • “It may be expensive, but it’s worth it to be one of the first several million people to own an iPhone 6.”

    Melissa Haywater Can Recycler

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