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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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iPhone App Usage Drops Off

A study has shown that less than 5 percent of consumers still use their free iPhone applications a month after downloading them. What do you think?
  • "Yeah, I stopped using the 'Dial Phone Numbers and Talk' application like two days after getting it."

    Chris Feyen Sales Manager
  • "If I were interested in anything free, I wouldn't have an iPhone."

    Katy Heller Snowplow Operator
  • "I got that Obama iFan app, but about a week ago I got really bored with Obama being president."

    Duane LaRocco Forms Developer

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