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Terrell Owens Pre-Emptively Disparages Next Contract

PHILADELPHIA—Eagles wideout Terrell Owens, who recently returned to his team after a training-camp holdout on the second year of his seven-year, $49 million contract, took time Monday to verbally blast the amount, duration, and bonuses of whatever contract he signs next.

Katrina Reporters "Lost It"

American viewers witnessed reporters becoming unusually emotional on camera while reporting on Hurricane Katrina, raising questions about appropriate...

Ford Recall

Ford Motor Company recalled 3.8 million pickup trucks and SUVs due to an electrical-system safety issue. What do you think?

Slumping Box Office

Hollywood just had one of its slowest summers at the box office. What is the film industry doing to get people back in theaters?
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Man Commits To New TV Show Just Hours After Getting Out Of 7-Season Series

UNION CITY, NJ—Recommending that he give himself the chance to pause and explore the other options out there, friends of local man Jonathan Gember expressed their concerns to reporters Wednesday that the 29-year-old is already committing to a new television show just hours after getting out of a seven-season-long series.

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iPod Nano

Apple recently introduced yet another new iPod, a wafer-thin, flash-based unit that marks the fifth product generation for the popular player. What do you think?
  • "At last, after years of false hope and empty promises, I can finally shove 1,000 songs up my ass."

    Gerald Fictner
    Systems Analyst
  • "As a maker of custom iPod cases, sleeves, and belt clips, I'd just like to say: Goddammit! Slow the fuck down!"

    Rhonda Harkness
    Textile Designer
  • "Excuse me? The first two floors of my house are still underwater? Hello? Has anyone seen my wife?"

    Kalmon Hubbard
    Currently Unemployed
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