"At last, after years of false hope and empty promises, I can finally shove 1,000 songs up my ass."Gerald Fictner
"As a maker of custom iPod cases, sleeves, and belt clips, I'd just like to say: Goddammit! Slow the fuck down!"Rhonda Harkness
"Excuse me? The first two floors of my house are still underwater? Hello? Has anyone seen my wife?"Kalmon Hubbard
Apple recently introduced yet another new iPod, a wafer-thin, flash-based unit that marks the fifth product generation for the popular player. What do you think?