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Entire Broncos Organization Announces Retirement After Super Bowl Win

‘There’s Nothing Better Than Going Out On Top,’ Says Every Denver Player, Coach, Executive, Trainer, Office Administrator, Janitor

SANTA CLARA, CA—Following the team’s 24-10 victory over the Carolina Panthers in Super Bowl 50, every single member of the Denver Broncos organization officially announced their retirement Sunday.

Family, Friends Concerned After Peyton Manning Wanders Away From Pocket

SANTA CLARA, CA—Admitting to being “worried sick” after realizing he had suddenly disappeared in the middle of a play, family and friends of Peyton Manning grew incredibly concerned Sunday after the veteran Denver Broncos quarterback wandered away from the pocket during the first quarter of Super Bowl 50, sources confirmed.
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The Irish Republican Army, working with an independent international commission, claims to have destroyed all its weapons stockpiles. What do you think?
  • "I knew that Guns For Guinness trade-in program would work where so many other attempts had failed."

    Harvey Ulrich
    Policeman
  • "Finally, the Protestants and Catholics have found a common ground to bring them together. Now, if only they could team up to do something about all those filthy stinking Irishmen."

    May Voyle
    Systems Analyst
  • "Well, it's just as well. Political terrorism isn't as sexy as it was in the '80s."

    John O'Donohu
    CPA

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