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Iran Gave Up Nuke Program In 2003

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Iran Gave Up Nuke Program In 2003

A new assessment by American intelligence agencies stated that Iran halted their nuclear weapons program four years ago. What do you think?
  • "This is worse than I thought! They're only four years away from being 16 years away from an atomic bomb!"

    Jeff Hestetune Septic Tank Installer
  • "This marks significant progress. Instead of finding out later, we know right now how wrong we'll be to invade a Middle Eastern nation."

    Alex Burnstead Arborist
  • "Hold on. Then who exactly can I count on to blow up the world in a not-yet-determined amount of time?"

    Brianna Kupperman Process Server

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