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With many crimes now originating on encrypted areas of the internet, many wonder about the so-called dark web and its activities. The Onion provides a primer on this obscured digital space:

Woman Conducting Ongoing Scientific Experiment On Own Skin

DULUTH, MN—Noting her methodic applications of various chemical agents in carefully controlled combinations, sources confirmed Wednesday that local woman Sara Holloway has been carrying out an open-ended scientific experiment on her own skin.
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Iran Gave Up Nuke Program In 2003

A new assessment by American intelligence agencies stated that Iran halted their nuclear weapons program four years ago. What do you think?
  • "This is worse than I thought! They're only four years away from being 16 years away from an atomic bomb!"

    Jeff Hestetune Septic Tank Installer
  • "This marks significant progress. Instead of finding out later, we know right now how wrong we'll be to invade a Middle Eastern nation."

    Alex Burnstead Arborist
  • "Hold on. Then who exactly can I count on to blow up the world in a not-yet-determined amount of time?"

    Brianna Kupperman Process Server
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