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Iran Releases British Sailors

Iran released 15 sailors it had held captive for nearly two weeks, claiming they had entered Iranian waters. What do you think?
  • "Maritime borders are very difficult to determine. I find myself accidentally drifting into the waters of my neighbor's bathtub all the time."

    Shelly Fontana
    Nail Technician
  • "Considering the way things are going in the Middle East, I'm going to go ahead and call this an American victory."

    Bert Sutherland
    Systems Analyst
  • "Oh, that's just fantastic. Now who the hell is going to buy my preemptively crafted 2007 hostage tragedy memorabilia?"

    Zack Skinner
    Box Office Representative
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