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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Iran Suspends Nuclear Program

Possibly setting the stage for a more comprehensive deal, Secretary of State John Kerry helped broker an agreement with Iranian leaders to halt the enrichment of uranium to weapons-grade levels for the next six months in return for relief from economic sanctions. What do you think?

  • “If it’s anything like the time I halted my uranium enrichment, this is going to be a restless six months for Iran.”

    Alan Kiernan County Sheriff
  • “We only achieved this kind of progress because we stopped soft-pedaling and really started pussyfooting.”

    Tanya Battles Professional Cheerleader
  • “I’m disgusted that Iran would negotiate with a guy who killed his own soldiers on that swift boat.”

    Dwayne Chiu Systems Analyst

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