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The Life Of Diana, Princess Of Wales

Today marks 20 years since the funeral of Princess Diana, known to many as the “people’s princess.” The Onion looks back at the life of Princess Diana before it was cut tragically short.

Study: Other Countries Weird

BOSTON—Examining a wide variety of cross-cultural data, a Boston University study released Monday determined that other countries are weird.

Japanese Family Puts Aging Robot In Retirement Home

KYOTO, JAPAN—Saying the move to the assisted care facility was the right decision after so many years of operation, members of the Akiyama family finally put their aging robot in a retirement home, sources reported Friday.

North Korea Successfully Detonates Nuclear Scientist

PYONGYANG—Hailing it as a significant step forward for their ballistic weapons program just hours after suffering a failed missile launch, North Korean leaders announced Monday they had successfully detonated a nuclear scientist.
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Iranian Nuclear Scientist Claims CIA Abduction

An Iranian nuclear scientist who disappeared last year during a pilgrimage to Saudi Arabia turned up at the Pakistani embassy in Washington claiming he had been kidnapped by the CIA. What do you think?

  • "I'm all for government transparency, but maybe CIA agents should be a little more circumspect when handing out their cards."

    Gerry Bergus Unemployed
  • "Consider yourself lucky Dick Cheney doesn't have the keys anymore, fella."

    Richard Pipe Home Health Care Provider
  • "Wow, the CIA totally ruined that guy's trip to Saudi Arabia."

    Blythe Kirtland Facility Director

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