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The Life Of Diana, Princess Of Wales

Today marks 20 years since the funeral of Princess Diana, known to many as the “people’s princess.” The Onion looks back at the life of Princess Diana before it was cut tragically short.

Study: Other Countries Weird

BOSTON—Examining a wide variety of cross-cultural data, a Boston University study released Monday determined that other countries are weird.

Japanese Family Puts Aging Robot In Retirement Home

KYOTO, JAPAN—Saying the move to the assisted care facility was the right decision after so many years of operation, members of the Akiyama family finally put their aging robot in a retirement home, sources reported Friday.

North Korea Successfully Detonates Nuclear Scientist

PYONGYANG—Hailing it as a significant step forward for their ballistic weapons program just hours after suffering a failed missile launch, North Korean leaders announced Monday they had successfully detonated a nuclear scientist.
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Iran's Nuclear Program

Iran faces an Oct. 31 U.N. deadline to prove that it has no secret atomic-weapons program. What do you think?
  • "If armageddon devices of biblical proportion don't belong in the hands of fundamentalist religious extremists, where do they belong?"

    Matt Donnelly Editor
  • "A standoff over nuclear weapons? Fun! My father told me about those!"

    Steve Buck Cashier
  • "We have bigger things to worry about in the Mideast than nuclear weapons."

    Bob Wiltfong Revenue Agent
  • "If Iran breaks the deadline, they'll be in direct conflict with the U.N., which is a really big deal if you're not America."

    Jessica Allen Systems Analyst
  • "I know how Iran feels! Deadlines, deadlines, deadlines! Ack!"

    Rachel Biello Paralegal
  • "Everyone always says Halloween is going to be scary, but when the International Atomic Energy Agency says it, you can believe it."

    Kurt Braunholer Parking Attendant

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