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In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

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The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Iraq Now Longer Than WWII

The war in Iraq has now lasted longer than the U.S.'s involvement in World War II. What do you think?
  • "The Iraq war may last longer, but I guarantee you that both wars will end the same way: with the complete destruction of the Japanese."

    Helen Wright Meat Packer
  • "Hooray! Does this mean that we are now the greatest generation?"

    Leo Daives County Assessor
  • "Yes, but did we support our troops then as much as we do today?"

    Dylan Mitchell Systems Analyst
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