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Iraqis Head To Polls

Iraqi parliament elections are occurring today. What do you think?
  • "It's got to be weird to take into account qualities such as 'least flammable' when voting for a candidate."

    Jack Dutronc
    Sommelier
  • "Can't we just skip the middleman and have the Supreme Court choose the winner now?"

    John Halliday
    County Lineman
  • "It's a good thing the elections didn't happen a year or two ago—having 30,000 fewer voters will make the ballot count a lot easier."

    Francis Hardy
    Pilot
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