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Fermilab Receives Generous Anonymous Particle Donation

BATAVIA, IL—Calling it the most substantial private donation the research facility has received in years, officials at the Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory announced Monday that an anonymous benefactor had given them a generous particle donation.

God Excited About First Trip To Japan

THE HEAVENS—After years of talking about visiting the East Asian country, God, Our Lord and Heavenly Father, told reporters Monday that He was excited to finally be taking His first trip to Japan.
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IRS Targeted Conservative Groups For Scrutiny

The IRS is said to have targeted conservative and Tea Party–affiliated groups for tax scrutiny, seeking out organizations that focused on the national debt and those that aimed to influence citizens regarding “how to make America a better place to live.” What do you think?

  • “People might have a hard time liking the IRS after this.”

    Juan Marquez Electrode Cleaner
  • “Look, if you’re running around saying you want to make America a better place to live, you’ve got to expect some backlash.”

    Cathy Swain Acupressurist
  • “Well, if there’s one group that can laugh off an abuse of power by the federal government and move on, it’s the Tea Party.”

    Brendan Rutter Unemployed

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