"Ellen DeGeneres? More like Ellen Degenerate, if you ask me!"Alison Landsman
"I've suspected her character was gay ever since that episode where she ferociously ate out that secretary."Don Steffens
"Thanks to Ellen and Melissa Etheridge, a valuable lesson has been learned: Gay people can be just as mediocre and untalented as straights."Kevin Byrne
"I think that whatever anyone does behind closed doors is his or her own business, unless the kangaroo's bleating keeps the neighbors up at night."Acker Bilk
"Everybody here at the ABC women's rugby team knows Ellen quite well, and I can assure you there's no truth to those rumors."Kelly Howe
"Forget Ellen—have you heard the rumor that that guy on Martin is a colored?"Andy LaPointe
All of America is talking about comedian Ellen DeGeneres, whose television character on ABC's Ellen may reveal herself to be a lesbian this season. What do you think?