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Trump’s Budget Proposal: What You Need To Know

President Trump has revealed his first budget blueprint, which contains $54 billion in cuts while accommodating increased spending on defense and security. The Onion details the major elements of Trump’s proposed budget:
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Is Europe Al-Qaeda Target?

In a new audiotape, Osama bin Laden blasted Danish newspapers for republishing cartoons featuring images of the Prophet Muhammad, and threatened action against Europeans. What do you think?
  • "When is bin Laden going to start talking about real issues, like global warming?"

    Ben Chalmers Car Stereo Installer
  • "Ah, that bin Laden guy is all talk. Sometimes."

    Amy Myer Systems Analyst
  • "It's a waste of time trying to intimidate Denmark. As long as there is one Danish person alive to put a pen to paper, there will be a poorly-rendered, silly-captioned Muhammad cartoon."

    Ed Patterson Office Supplies Salesman
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