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Is Oral Sex Sex?

According to a recent USA Today cover story, oral sex is sharply on the rise among teenagers, many of whom do not consider it a form of sex. What do you think?
  • "That's a relief. Turns out I haven't been sexually abusing my son, after all."

    Bernie Porter
  • "I was shocked to find that cunnilingus accounted for a full 1.3 percent of these oral-sex cases."

    Nina Hahn
    Occupational Therapist
  • "This is just more of the usual conservative-Christian hysteria over teenagers swallowing miles of cock."

    Roger Blauvelt
    Systems Analyst
  • "So is it wrong when I tell my students, 'Make love to me with your mouth'?"

    Robert Hastings
  • "These teens will believe anything the president goes on TV and says."

    Bernice Cole
    Medical Assistant
  • "As a teen math whiz, I can't say I've heard or seen anything about this."

    Leonard Doby