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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Trump’s Budget Proposal: What You Need To Know

President Trump has revealed his first budget blueprint, which contains $54 billion in cuts while accommodating increased spending on defense and security. The Onion details the major elements of Trump’s proposed budget:
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Is The President Above The Law?

Last week, President Clinton's Whitewater business partner was sentenced to three years in prison, while the president avoided standing trial. Days later, Attorney General Janet Reno announced she would not order an investigation of Clinton's questionable 1996 election fund-raising. Should presidents in some cases be exempt from prosecution?
  • "Presidents should be held accountable for all their actions. Except shoplifting. That's no big deal."

    Felicia Koonce Systems Analyst
  • "I still think they should have made Gerald Ford stand trial for strangling that hooker."

    Tyler Grieg Chiropractor
  • "When I was president of the River Valley Birdwatchers Club, I had free reign. I was fuckin' unstoppable."

    Ryan Sturbridge School Psychologist
  • "Clinton should go to jail for Whitewater 'cause he's a fag-lovin', pot-smokin', womanizing draft dodger. Do you ride this bus often?"

    Nevin Vance Bartender
  • "Bill Clinton is still a young man. If any of these crimes should end up on his permanent record, it may limit his options later in life."

    Donna Moreland Sculptor
  • "In a democratic society like ours, only one man is above the law. I speak, of course, of box-office action champ Steven Seagal."

    Tim Brundage Chemical Engineer
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