"Life on Mars? That's nothing—you should see the hideous lifeform that just fell out of my wife."Herb Leuchtenberg
"As a 15th century peasant, I am frightened by this news. I must now go read Scripture by the light of a burning witch."Oliver Teufel
"Perhaps now we'll find that men truly are from Mars—and that women are from Venus."Karyn Orosco
"Earthman! You have violated the intergalactic codes of the Funk! I wanna see y'all put your hands together and get on up for the Mothership!"James Santos
"Any educated person should know a meteor in Antarctica is no proof of Martian life. It can only be the passed gallstone of Guntuska, mighty All-Father of the Skies."Patti Phelps
"This is another sign that the end is nigh. That's as good a reason as any to pork my cousin."Tim Backman
NASA scientists recently discovered a Martian rock that may contain the remains of ancient life, raising the distinct possibility that we are not alone in the universe. What do you think?