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Israel Unleashes Assault On Gaza

A day after killing the top military leader of Hamas in an airstrike, Israel responded to a spate of Palestinian rocket attacks by stepping up its assault on Gaza, and the conflict between the two sides has now reached its most violent level in at least four years. What do you think?

  • “This rivalry between Israel and Palestine is starting to get a little out of hand.”

    Lucio Rinella
    Unemployed
  • “With all our wars winding down, I’m glad to see someone’s still using my tax dollars to kill people.”

    Lolita Soukup
    Accounts Payable Clerk
  • “Yeesh, just let me know when it’s all over.”

    Alex Ishii
    Laboratory Assistant
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