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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Israel Unleashes Assault On Gaza

A day after killing the top military leader of Hamas in an airstrike, Israel responded to a spate of Palestinian rocket attacks by stepping up its assault on Gaza, and the conflict between the two sides has now reached its most violent level in at least four years. What do you think?

  • “This rivalry between Israel and Palestine is starting to get a little out of hand.”

    Lucio Rinella Unemployed
  • “With all our wars winding down, I’m glad to see someone’s still using my tax dollars to kill people.”

    Lolita Soukup Accounts Payable Clerk
  • “Yeesh, just let me know when it’s all over.”

    Alex Ishii Laboratory Assistant
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