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Israeli Ex-Soldier In Facebook Photo Controversy

A former Israeli soldier is under fire for posting photos on her Facebook page in which she poses with bound Palestinian prisoners. What do you think?

  • "I guess Palestinians traditionally believe it's degrading to be bound and photographed with your smiling captor. Talk about your cultural divides."

    Marcus DeVilla Communications Manager
  • "Detainees aren't the best choice for a photo background, but then, nothing beats a big plastic burger framed by your mouth."

    Jason Hunt Offset Press Operator
  • "Listen, if the Palestinians find the pictures humiliating, then they can just untag themselves."

    Lorraine Cavaliere Unemployed

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