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Nation’s Sanitation Workers Announce Everything Finally Clean

‘Please Try To Keep It This Way,’ Say Workers

WASHINGTON—After spending years sweeping and scrubbing across all 50 states, the nation’s sanitation workers announced Thursday that everything was finally clean and asked Americans if they could please keep it that way.
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Israeli Ex-Soldier In Facebook Photo Controversy

A former Israeli soldier is under fire for posting photos on her Facebook page in which she poses with bound Palestinian prisoners. What do you think?

  • "I guess Palestinians traditionally believe it's degrading to be bound and photographed with your smiling captor. Talk about your cultural divides."

    Marcus DeVilla Communications Manager
  • "Detainees aren't the best choice for a photo background, but then, nothing beats a big plastic burger framed by your mouth."

    Jason Hunt Offset Press Operator
  • "Listen, if the Palestinians find the pictures humiliating, then they can just untag themselves."

    Lorraine Cavaliere Unemployed

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