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DENVER—Settling into his apartment’s cramped living room to watch the midday game, local man Garrett Neubauer told reporters Wednesday that he hoped the televised baseball game between the Colorado Rockies and the San Francisco Giants would get out of hand soon so he could do something else.

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Israeli Ex-Soldier In Facebook Photo Controversy

A former Israeli soldier is under fire for posting photos on her Facebook page in which she poses with bound Palestinian prisoners. What do you think?

  • "I guess Palestinians traditionally believe it's degrading to be bound and photographed with your smiling captor. Talk about your cultural divides."

    Marcus DeVilla Communications Manager
  • "Detainees aren't the best choice for a photo background, but then, nothing beats a big plastic burger framed by your mouth."

    Jason Hunt Offset Press Operator
  • "Listen, if the Palestinians find the pictures humiliating, then they can just untag themselves."

    Lorraine Cavaliere Unemployed

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