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Following months of diplomacy by Secretary of State John Kerry, high-ranking officials from Israel and the Palestinian territories resumed direct peace talks Monday in Washington, D.C., the first time the two sides have met in five years. What do you think?

  • “It’s good to stay busy.”

    Roger Mitalas Deckhand
  • “Kerry seems like he wants to help, but mark my words: The man just wants Israel for himself.”

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  • “Good choice on D.C. Had they picked Switzerland or something then all three guys would’ve had to buy plane tickets.”

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