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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Israeli-Palestinian Peace Talks Restart In D.C.

Following months of diplomacy by Secretary of State John Kerry, high-ranking officials from Israel and the Palestinian territories resumed direct peace talks Monday in Washington, D.C., the first time the two sides have met in five years. What do you think?

  • “It’s good to stay busy.”

    Roger Mitalas Deckhand
  • “Kerry seems like he wants to help, but mark my words: The man just wants Israel for himself.”

    Kim Yergeau Rug Mender
  • “Good choice on D.C. Had they picked Switzerland or something then all three guys would’ve had to buy plane tickets.”

    Yancy Cosci Tamping Machine Operator

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