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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Israeli-Palestinian Peace Talks Restart In D.C.

Following months of diplomacy by Secretary of State John Kerry, high-ranking officials from Israel and the Palestinian territories resumed direct peace talks Monday in Washington, D.C., the first time the two sides have met in five years. What do you think?

  • “It’s good to stay busy.”

    Roger Mitalas Deckhand
  • “Kerry seems like he wants to help, but mark my words: The man just wants Israel for himself.”

    Kim Yergeau Rug Mender
  • “Good choice on D.C. Had they picked Switzerland or something then all three guys would’ve had to buy plane tickets.”

    Yancy Cosci Tamping Machine Operator
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