Israeli President Accused Of Rape

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Israeli President Accused Of Rape

The Israeli parliament agreed to allow President Moshe Katsav to temporarily step down in order to fight possible rape charges. What do you think?
  • "Rape charges against the president of Israel? Man, Lebanon is really going to pay for this one somehow."

    Esther Jones
    Systems Analyst
  • "I sure hope he wasn't Bar Mitzvah'ed. He'll serve much less time in prison if he's charged as a juvenile."

    Lee Marlowe
    Support Staff
  • Well, at least he'll have Palestinian support behind him for having raped a Jew."

    Moses Brown
    Social Worker
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