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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.
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Italian Court To Retry Amanda Knox For Murder

Italy’s highest court ordered the retrial of American exchange student Amanda Knox and her Italian former boyfriend on charges they murdered Knox’s British roommate in 2007, reopening a case that captivated Italy with its lurid sexual details. What do you think?

  • “Look, the only thing that girl’s guilty of is being beautiful and maybe murder.”

    Samantha Niederjohn Mover
  • “Lucky. Why can’t we ever get cases with lurid sexual details here in America?”

    Curly Welker Unemployed
  • “Wow, that new pope is really shaking things up.”

    Jose Nobrega Button Clamper

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