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Man Knows Exactly Which Asshole Got Him Sick

SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—Immediately realizing the genesis of the fever and sore throat that left him feeling like shit, 30-year-old local man Edward Mosley told reporters Tuesday that he knows exactly which asshole got him sick.

How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.
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Italian Troops Out Of Iraq

Newly elected Italian Prime Minister Romano Prodi said that the invasion of Iraq was a "grave error" and will propose withdrawing Italian troops. What do you think?
  • "Fuck! Now I have to throw out my Italian wine, too?"

    Jorge Previn Bouncer
  • "I just hope they don't close that charming Iraqi-Italian place in Fallujah where Mahmoud and I first fell in love."

    Sue Maines Bike Mechanic
  • "But who's gonna get all hot-blooded when the Iraqis insult our troops' honor?"

    Andre Wilson Exterminator

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