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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
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Italian Troops Out Of Iraq

Newly elected Italian Prime Minister Romano Prodi said that the invasion of Iraq was a "grave error" and will propose withdrawing Italian troops. What do you think?
  • "Fuck! Now I have to throw out my Italian wine, too?"

    Jorge Previn Bouncer
  • "I just hope they don't close that charming Iraqi-Italian place in Fallujah where Mahmoud and I first fell in love."

    Sue Maines Bike Mechanic
  • "But who's gonna get all hot-blooded when the Iraqis insult our troops' honor?"

    Andre Wilson Exterminator

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