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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Ivana Trump To Publish Memoir

Donald Trump’s first wife will release a memoir this September called Raising Trump that will include anecdotes from when Donald Jr., Eric, and Ivanka were children. What do you think?

  • “It must have been a hard book to write while constantly referring back to the nondisclosure agreement.”

    Shauna Moller Spoon Polisher
  • “Finally someone in that family is willing to speak up and be heard.”

    Reid McEnroe Banner Hanger
  • “Between this book, Ivanka’s forthcoming book, and the president’s inevitable memoir, it’s never been a better time to be a ghostwriter.”

    Jimmy Reading Oven Tester

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