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Ivana Trump To Publish Memoir

Donald Trump’s first wife will release a memoir this September called Raising Trump that will include anecdotes from when Donald Jr., Eric, and Ivanka were children. What do you think?

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    Shauna Moller Spoon Polisher
  • “Finally someone in that family is willing to speak up and be heard.”

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  • “Between this book, Ivanka’s forthcoming book, and the president’s inevitable memoir, it’s never been a better time to be a ghostwriter.”

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