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Biggest Announcements From E3

Each June, E3, or The Electronic Entertainment Expo, hosts game developers showing off their latest products. Here are this year’s most exciting announcements:

‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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Jackie Chan Endorses Government Control Of Chinese

While addressing a group of Chinese businessmen, Jackie Chan spoke out against freedoms for the Chinese people, saying that if they weren't controlled they would "just do what [they] want." What do you think?
  • "I think in order to have any informed, responsible opinion on the destiny of one billion Chinese people, we would also have to hear what Sammo Hung says."

    Terry Khuns Thermal Molder
  • "They should at least be tougher about the lax placement of pulleys, buckets, ladders, and hovercraft that have given this man no end of trouble."

    Ann Bennett Ceramics Designer
  • "What does Jackie Chan know? He's Chinese. Those people are out of control."

    Peter Rogers Operations Inspector

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