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Jackie Chan Endorses Government Control Of Chinese

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Jackie Chan Endorses Government Control Of Chinese

While addressing a group of Chinese businessmen, Jackie Chan spoke out against freedoms for the Chinese people, saying that if they weren't controlled they would "just do what [they] want." What do you think?
  • "I think in order to have any informed, responsible opinion on the destiny of one billion Chinese people, we would also have to hear what Sammo Hung says."

    Terry Khuns Thermal Molder
  • "They should at least be tougher about the lax placement of pulleys, buckets, ladders, and hovercraft that have given this man no end of trouble."

    Ann Bennett Ceramics Designer
  • "What does Jackie Chan know? He's Chinese. Those people are out of control."

    Peter Rogers Operations Inspector

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