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Jackson 5 To Reunite

Jermaine Jackson announced that the Jackson 5 is reuniting for a tour in 2009. What do you think?
  • "This is great—I love the Jackson 5! They are all still adorable kids, right?"

    Gilbert Pflaum Systems Analyst
  • "I worry they won't have the same energy they did when their father was there to beat them before each show."

    Katie Sackin Non-Profit Organizer
  • "Wow! How is it that happiness seems to follow the Jacksons wherever they go?"

    Jeff Burns Elevator Operator

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