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‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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Jackson 5 To Reunite

Jermaine Jackson announced that the Jackson 5 is reuniting for a tour in 2009. What do you think?
  • "This is great—I love the Jackson 5! They are all still adorable kids, right?"

    Gilbert Pflaum Systems Analyst
  • "I worry they won't have the same energy they did when their father was there to beat them before each show."

    Katie Sackin Non-Profit Organizer
  • "Wow! How is it that happiness seems to follow the Jacksons wherever they go?"

    Jeff Burns Elevator Operator

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