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20 Years Of Harry Potter

J.K. Rowling published ‘Harry Potter And The Philosopher’s Stone’ on June 26th, 1997, and it instantly became a cultural touchstone. The Onion looks back at the most important moments in the 20-year history of the Harry Potter franchise.

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Jamie Oliver Unearths Joy Division Master Tapes

While renovating the basement of a bank he plans to turn into a restaurant, celebrity chef Jamie Oliver reportedly found $1.7 million in valuables, which included jewelry, New Order and Joy Division master tapes, and a gun. What do you think?

  • "I hope he takes this opportunity to start an amazing Joy Division–themed restaurant."

    Samuel Paice Lift-Slab Operator
  • “Jamie Oliver, you say? And here I thought the Joy Division story couldn’t get any more depressing.”

    Danny Gillian Forge Utility Worker
  • "Two of Britain's greatest exports—Joy Division and Jamie Oliver—have just come together in a veritable explosion of the senses."

    Quinn Glover Restaurant Critic

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