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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Jamie Oliver Unearths Joy Division Master Tapes

While renovating the basement of a bank he plans to turn into a restaurant, celebrity chef Jamie Oliver reportedly found $1.7 million in valuables, which included jewelry, New Order and Joy Division master tapes, and a gun. What do you think?

  • "I hope he takes this opportunity to start an amazing Joy Division–themed restaurant."

    Samuel Paice Lift-Slab Operator
  • “Jamie Oliver, you say? And here I thought the Joy Division story couldn’t get any more depressing.”

    Danny Gillian Forge Utility Worker
  • "Two of Britain's greatest exports—Joy Division and Jamie Oliver—have just come together in a veritable explosion of the senses."

    Quinn Glover Restaurant Critic

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