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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Jane Austen To Appear On British 10-Pound Bill

The celebrated British romantic fiction author Jane Austen, who famously penned Pride and Prejudice and Sense and Sensibility, will appear on Great Britain’s new 10-pound note beginning around 2017, replacing Charles Darwin. What do you think?

  • “I don’t know what any of those things are.”

    Bernard Haven Locksmith
  • “I’m so happy for her.”

    T.J. Kopeloff Commercial Realtor
  • “What a blatant ploy to get people to want money.”

    Carol Montgomery Choir Conductor
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