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The Onion invites you to explore our view from the floor of the 2016 Republican National Convention in Cleveland.

Good Guy With Gun, Bad Guy With Gun Both Excited To Unload Firearm In Crowd Outside Arena

CLEVELAND—As each of them looked around at the people gathered outside Quicken Loans Arena and fantasized about unholstering their weapon and taking aim directly at others, both a good guy with a gun and a bad guy with a gun attending the Republican National Convention reportedly worked themselves into a heightened state of excitement Thursday at the thought of unloading their firearm into the crowd.

Bob Dole Picked Off By Large Hawk Circling Arena Parking Lot

CLEVELAND—Describing how the bird of prey suddenly dived down from the sky at high velocity, sources confirmed Thursday that former GOP presidential nominee Bob Dole was picked off by a large red-tailed hawk circling above the Quicken Loans Arena parking lot.
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Janet Yellen Nominated As First Female Fed Chief

President Obama nominated Janet Yellen, the current vice chairperson of the Federal Reserve, to replace Ben Bernanke as the head of the nation’s central bank, which would make her the first woman to hold the position, provided she passes her Senate confirmation. What do you think?

  • “This is so exciting and boring.”

    Hannah Mason Systems Analyst
  • “And perhaps someday all women can be the Fed chief.”

    Richmond Kurland Log Chipper Operator
  • “I look forward to making a villain out of her.”

    Brick Sartor Golf Club Assembler

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