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Janet Yellen Nominated As First Female Fed Chief

President Obama nominated Janet Yellen, the current vice chairperson of the Federal Reserve, to replace Ben Bernanke as the head of the nation’s central bank, which would make her the first woman to hold the position, provided she passes her Senate confirmation. What do you think?

  • “This is so exciting and boring.”

    Hannah Mason
    Systems Analyst
  • “And perhaps someday all women can be the Fed chief.”

    Richmond Kurland
    Log Chipper Operator
  • “I look forward to making a villain out of her.”

    Brick Sartor
    Golf Club Assembler
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