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Japanese Cars On Top

Every automobile in Consumer Reports’ list of the top 10 cars in the U.S. is Japanese-made. What do you think?
  • "As a GM employee, I'm stunned. I thought all the hard work and long hours I put in badmouthing the Japanese would have some effect."

    Grant Hayes
    Office-Supply Salesman
  • "Hey, Hiroshima, Consumer Reports—you win some, you lose some."

    Mavis Brown
    Student
  • "I got my 1980s county-fair Jap-car-smashing sledgehammer out of storage. Just point me to the right parking lot."

    Eric Hessler
    Creative Director
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