adBlockCheck

Recent News

20 Years Of Harry Potter

J.K. Rowling published ‘Harry Potter And The Philosopher’s Stone’ on June 26th, 1997, and it instantly became a cultural touchstone. The Onion looks back at the most important moments in the 20-year history of the Harry Potter franchise.

Pros And Cons Of The Gig Economy

Americans are increasingly using on-demand services, both as workers and consumers. Here are the major benefits and drawbacks of the gig economy.
End Of Section
  • More News

Japanese Fans: New Godzilla Too Fat

According to the Japanese Times, die-hard Godzilla fans are complaining that the monster in the new Hollywood remake of the classic 1954 film looks too fat, with many users joking that the giant reptile has eaten too much American food. What do you think?

  • “Sorry if we like a little meat on our monsters.”

    Jackson Cahn Biochemical Engineer
  • “Well, they say the camera adds at least 50,000,000 pounds.”

    Stanley Rundles RV Salesman
  • “I just hope I look that good when I’m 60 years old.”

    Sylvia Lang Marketing Adviser

More from this section

Sign up For The Onion's Newsletter

Give your spam filter something to do.

Close