Japanese Quake Led To Nuclear Leak

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Vol 43 Issue 29

Whole Foods CEO Under Inquiry

John Mackey, CEO of Whole Foods, is currently being investigated for anonymously posting to Yahoo investment groups about Wild Oats, which his...
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Japanese Quake Led To Nuclear Leak

A 6.8-magnitude earthquake caused a Japanese nuclear reactor to crack, spilling more than 300 gallons of radioactive water into the ocean. What do you think?
  • "Of all the Godzilla marketing campaigns, this is the second-worst."

    Paula Daniels
    Registrar
  • "You'd think there would come a time where radioactive deformity wasn't introduced into every Japanese generation."

    Jonah Klute
    Fudge Maker
  • "What a shame. In every other respect, that earthquake zone was the perfect place to build a nuclear reactor."

    Mark Cable
    Systems Analyst
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