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The Life Of Diana, Princess Of Wales

Today marks 20 years since the funeral of Princess Diana, known to many as the “people’s princess.” The Onion looks back at the life of Princess Diana before it was cut tragically short.

Study: Other Countries Weird

BOSTON—Examining a wide variety of cross-cultural data, a Boston University study released Monday determined that other countries are weird.

Japanese Family Puts Aging Robot In Retirement Home

KYOTO, JAPAN—Saying the move to the assisted care facility was the right decision after so many years of operation, members of the Akiyama family finally put their aging robot in a retirement home, sources reported Friday.

North Korea Successfully Detonates Nuclear Scientist

PYONGYANG—Hailing it as a significant step forward for their ballistic weapons program just hours after suffering a failed missile launch, North Korean leaders announced Monday they had successfully detonated a nuclear scientist.
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Japanese Quake Led To Nuclear Leak

A 6.8-magnitude earthquake caused a Japanese nuclear reactor to crack, spilling more than 300 gallons of radioactive water into the ocean. What do you think?
  • "Of all the Godzilla marketing campaigns, this is the second-worst."

    Paula Daniels Registrar
  • "You'd think there would come a time where radioactive deformity wasn't introduced into every Japanese generation."

    Jonah Klute Fudge Maker
  • "What a shame. In every other respect, that earthquake zone was the perfect place to build a nuclear reactor."

    Mark Cable Systems Analyst

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