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As kids prepare to go back to school, parents are tasked with providing all the supplies and clothes they’ll need for the year. Here are The Onion’s tips for tackling back-to-school shopping.

Report: Sky Normal Today

WASHINGTON—Informing citizens there really wasn’t anything special going on up there, the nation’s scientists confirmed the sky is normal today.
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Jeff Bezos Unveils Rocket Project

Amazon founder Jeff Bezos has revealed Blue Origin, an aerospace company that aims to send rockets into space, potentially with tourists aboard. What do you think?

  • “Finally, a fast and convenient solution for getting off this godforsaken planet.”

    Mitchell Zuro Battery Dismantler
  • “It’s truly incredible to see what billions and billions of dollars can do.”

    Sarah Nigallis Pushpin Cushioner
  • “How soon will this begin popping up as a suggestion after I buy a case of hot sauce?”

    Travis Backle Pony Brusher

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