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'Jersey Shore' Cast On Strike

Cast members of the MTV reality series Jersey Shore are refusing to appear in a third season of the show until their salary of $10,000 per episode is increased. What do you think?

  • "They better be careful. MTV could decide to bring in scabs from Delaware instead."

    Christina Rainey Zookeeper
  • "Oh, shit. You don't want to mess with the goons from the MTV strikebreaking street team."

    Fred Holmes Systems Analyst
  • "That cast is so spoiled. In my day, we had Jeff Probst, a remote island, and an unspoken demand to keep ourselves looking anorexic."

    Susan Hawk Rancher

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