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The Onion’s Fall TV Preview

Networks are just weeks away from debuting their Fall lineups, featuring both new shows and returning favorites. The Onion breaks down what to watch this Fall.

Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.
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'Jersey Shore' Cast On Strike

Cast members of the MTV reality series Jersey Shore are refusing to appear in a third season of the show until their salary of $10,000 per episode is increased. What do you think?

  • "They better be careful. MTV could decide to bring in scabs from Delaware instead."

    Christina Rainey Zookeeper
  • "Oh, shit. You don't want to mess with the goons from the MTV strikebreaking street team."

    Fred Holmes Systems Analyst
  • "That cast is so spoiled. In my day, we had Jeff Probst, a remote island, and an unspoken demand to keep ourselves looking anorexic."

    Susan Hawk Rancher

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