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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Jessica Simpson Has Baby

Former reality TV star Jessica Simpson gave birth to a 9-pound, 13-ounce daughter, Maxwell Drew Johnson, on Tuesday. What do you think?

  • "Jessica looks great ever since she lost those last few pounds of baby."

    Laurie MacColl Systems Analyst
  • "Remember when Beyoncé gave birth just a few months ago? That was also boring."

    Jeffrey Warbeck Grease Buffer
  • "I congratulate Jessica and her fiancé. But please tell me she had a C-section, so that her vagina remains comely and supple."

    Neal Monreale Weight Bulker

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