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Jessica Simpson Has Baby

Former reality TV star Jessica Simpson gave birth to a 9-pound, 13-ounce daughter, Maxwell Drew Johnson, on Tuesday. What do you think?

  • "Jessica looks great ever since she lost those last few pounds of baby."

    Laurie MacColl
    Systems Analyst
  • "Remember when Beyoncé gave birth just a few months ago? That was also boring."

    Jeffrey Warbeck
    Grease Buffer
  • "I congratulate Jessica and her fiancé. But please tell me she had a C-section, so that her vagina remains comely and supple."

    Neal Monreale
    Weight Bulker
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