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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Jessica Simpson Has Baby

Former reality TV star Jessica Simpson gave birth to a 9-pound, 13-ounce daughter, Maxwell Drew Johnson, on Tuesday. What do you think?

  • "Jessica looks great ever since she lost those last few pounds of baby."

    Laurie MacColl Systems Analyst
  • "Remember when Beyoncé gave birth just a few months ago? That was also boring."

    Jeffrey Warbeck Grease Buffer
  • "I congratulate Jessica and her fiancé. But please tell me she had a C-section, so that her vagina remains comely and supple."

    Neal Monreale Weight Bulker

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