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20 Years Of Harry Potter

J.K. Rowling published ‘Harry Potter And The Philosopher’s Stone’ on June 26th, 1997, and it instantly became a cultural touchstone. The Onion looks back at the most important moments in the 20-year history of the Harry Potter franchise.

Pros And Cons Of The Gig Economy

Americans are increasingly using on-demand services, both as workers and consumers. Here are the major benefits and drawbacks of the gig economy.
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Jessica Simpson Has Baby

Former reality TV star Jessica Simpson gave birth to a 9-pound, 13-ounce daughter, Maxwell Drew Johnson, on Tuesday. What do you think?

  • "Jessica looks great ever since she lost those last few pounds of baby."

    Laurie MacColl Systems Analyst
  • "Remember when Beyoncé gave birth just a few months ago? That was also boring."

    Jeffrey Warbeck Grease Buffer
  • "I congratulate Jessica and her fiancé. But please tell me she had a C-section, so that her vagina remains comely and supple."

    Neal Monreale Weight Bulker

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