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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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Jewish Voters Push-Polled

Jewish voters in two states have reported they were asked leading questions during a phone survey intended to discredit Barack Obama and sway their opinion. What do you think?
  • "And right in the middle of Elul, too, when Jews are at their most suggestible."

    Ryan Keegan Machinist
  • "I'm more concerned by the implication that Republicans carry around a list of Jews."

    Ron Gust Housekeeper
  • "I always forget: What are the two states that have Jews again?"

    Amy Powell Human Resources Manager

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