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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
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Jimmy Fallon Replacing Jay Leno On ‘Tonight Show’

Following debacles surrounding his initial takeover of The Tonight Show in 1992 and his brief retirement from the post in 2009, Jay Leno confirmed yesterday that he’ll hand the program’s reins to Late Night host Jimmy Fallon next February. What do you think?

  • “I only watch Pat Sajak’s show.”

    Janine Van Straten Unemployed
  • “I’m just glad Leno got a fair shot at hosting The Tonight Show.’”

    Donald Manheim Sculptor
  • “This is exciting, but I go to sleep at 10, 9 Central.”

    Lou Pasqualone Adjudicator

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