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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Jimmy Fallon Replacing Jay Leno On ‘Tonight Show’

Following debacles surrounding his initial takeover of The Tonight Show in 1992 and his brief retirement from the post in 2009, Jay Leno confirmed yesterday that he’ll hand the program’s reins to Late Night host Jimmy Fallon next February. What do you think?

  • “I only watch Pat Sajak’s show.”

    Janine Van Straten Unemployed
  • “I’m just glad Leno got a fair shot at hosting The Tonight Show.’”

    Donald Manheim Sculptor
  • “This is exciting, but I go to sleep at 10, 9 Central.”

    Lou Pasqualone Adjudicator

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