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Jimmy Fallon To Host 'Late Night'

NBC officially announced that Jimmy Fallon will replace Conan O'Brien as host of Late Night in 2009. What do you think?
  • "Was that annoying guy from the Verizon commercials unavailable?"

    Bill Echols Game Warden
  • "I didn't know his fans were allowed to stay up that late."

    Don Lee Sonographer
  • "You know, people groaned when they heard Jimmy Kimmel was getting his own show. And now, at least 15 percent of them have changed their tune."

    Anne MacLean Order Filler

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