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‘The Princess Bride’ By The Numbers

‘The Princess Bride’ was released 30 years ago today, and it has since become a classic beloved by people of all ages. ‘The Onion’ looks back at ‘The Princess Bride’ 30 years later.

Stunned Adam Schefter Receives Ominous Tip From Future Self

BRISTOL, CT—Slowly returning to his desk shaken and confused, sources reported Wednesday that ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter was stunned to receive an ominous tip from his future self while walking through one of his office building’s hallways.
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Jimmy Fallon To Host 'Late Night'

NBC officially announced that Jimmy Fallon will replace Conan O'Brien as host of Late Night in 2009. What do you think?
  • "Was that annoying guy from the Verizon commercials unavailable?"

    Bill Echols Game Warden
  • "I didn't know his fans were allowed to stay up that late."

    Don Lee Sonographer
  • "You know, people groaned when they heard Jimmy Kimmel was getting his own show. And now, at least 15 percent of them have changed their tune."

    Anne MacLean Order Filler

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