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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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J.K. Rowling Writing ‘Harry Potter’ Spinoff Film

Warner Brothers reached a partnership deal with J.K. Rowling to write a series of films based on the Hogwarts textbook Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them that appeared in her Harry Potter series of books and films. What do you think?

  • “Oh, no. This is gonna be Baywatch Nights all over again.”

    Robert Gamiello Preschool Administrator
  • “The franchise will suck without a Weasley in it.”

    Eleanor Lamendola Casino Pit Boss
  • “Yes! This is gonna be Baywatch Nights all over again!”

    Gerald Barlia Systems Analyst
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