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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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JonBenet Suspect Confesses

A former teacher has been arrested in Thailand for the murder of JonBenet Ramsey. What do you think?
  • "And just in the nick of time. The public was almost ready to move on to another tragedy."

    Jake Banker Stock Clerk
  • "Was JonBenet the one who shot Joey Buttafucco because he cut off the penis of Tonya Harding's husband, OJ Simpson?"

    Troy Canzona Caterer
  • "An accused murdering sex-offender goes into hiding, and no one thinks to check out Thailand?"

    Jessica Kinzler Donut Maker
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