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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Judge: Apple Conspired To Drive Up E-Book Prices

A federal judge this week found Apple, Inc. guilty of conspiring with publishers to drive up the price of e-books by undercutting Amazon.com’s dominance of the digital books market, a decision that legal experts say may change the way books are priced and distributed online. What do you think?

  • “It just goes to show that people who pay for things are suckers.”

    Jen Parsons Wallpaper Designer
  • “This kind of malfeasance is inevitable when you consider all the money to be made in book publishing.”

    Dave Robinson Systems Analyst
  • “Companies need to stop breaking the law.”

    Amos Hardrict Field Trip Supervisor
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