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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

Pros And Cons Of Electric Cars

With technology improving and more automobile companies releasing electric models, electric cars are becoming a common alternative for American consumers. Here are the pros and cons of electric vehicles.
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Judge: Insane Clown Posse Juggalos Can Be Classified As Gang

A federal judge has thrown out a lawsuit brought by fans of the rap-rock group Insane Clown Posse that alleged being listed in a 2011 FBI report on gangs has led to unfair targeting by police, finding that the federal government was not responsible for how local authorities used a national report. What do you think?

  • “This decision is going to have huge ramifications all the way from Ortonville, Michigan to Dundee, Michigan.”

    Shelby Vance Volunteer Concierge
  • “Who knew gangsters were so litigious?”

    Alan Lapple Bear Mogul
  • “I hope this doesn’t lead to Juggalos being ostracized from mainstream society.”

    Ken Gunther Unemployed

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