Judge: Insane Clown Posse Juggalos Can Be Classified As Gang

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Judge: Insane Clown Posse Juggalos Can Be Classified As Gang

A federal judge has thrown out a lawsuit brought by fans of the rap-rock group Insane Clown Posse that alleged being listed in a 2011 FBI report on gangs has led to unfair targeting by police, finding that the federal government was not responsible for how local authorities used a national report. What do you think?

  • “This decision is going to have huge ramifications all the way from Ortonville, Michigan to Dundee, Michigan.”

    Shelby Vance
    Volunteer Concierge
  • “Who knew gangsters were so litigious?”

    Alan Lapple
    Bear Mogul
  • “I hope this doesn’t lead to Juggalos being ostracized from mainstream society.”

    Ken Gunther
    Unemployed
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