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Julia Child A Spy?

According to newly released documents, chef Julia Child worked for the Office of Strategic Services, a U.S. spy agency, during World War II. What do you think?
  • "I always thought it was odd how she asked her guests to speak closer to the soup tureen."

    Marvin Seitzer Bartender
  • "A 6-foot-tall woman with a high-pitched warbly voice must have really blended in."

    Virginia Weum Green Consultant
  • "The world needs more people like her—who can cook, I mean. We've pretty much got the spy thing covered."

    Will Hervey X-Ray Technician

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