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Vol 44 Issue 49

Shitload Of Math Due Monday

OLD BRIDGE, NJ—Students dreaded spending all day Sunday with some retarded math book, especially one that doesn't have any of the freaking answers in the back.
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  • Child Visiting Ellis Island Sees Where Grandparents Once Toured

    ELLIS ISLAND, NY—Pausing to imagine the throngs of people who must have arrived with them that day back in 1994, 12-year-old Max Bertrand reportedly spent his visit to Ellis Island this afternoon walking around the same immigrant station his grandparents once toured.

Junk E-Mail Falls By Two-Thirds

The amount of spam sent and received dropped last week to 60 billion messages a day—a decrease of 66 percent—after a Web hosting company called McColo was cut off from the Internet. What do you think?
  • "I hate spam almost as much as I hate my insufficient love muscle."

    Charlie Wellington
    Traffic Cop
  • "Are you sure? Because the spam folder in my e-mail account says '(60,000,000,000)' next to it."

    Laurell Huston
  • "Great, now there's going to be a Cialis salesman with very poor grammar at my door every day."

    David Hamilton
    Systems Analyst
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