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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Justice Department Sues 2 Polygamous Communities

The U.S. Department of Justice is suing the communities of Colorado City, AZ and Hildale, UT, alleging a pattern of discrimination against residents who do not belong to the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. What do you think?

  • “As a resident of Hildale and a nonmember of this overbearing church, the real question is, what the fuck am I doing here?”

    Jennifer Roeder Systems Analyst
  • “The people in those towns just need to lie in job interviews and say they have a few more wives than they do.”

    Jason Janosch Systems Analyst
  • “It’s about time. Now when are we going after those people who won’t use zippers?”

    Joe Garden Features Editor
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