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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Justice Department Sues 2 Polygamous Communities

The U.S. Department of Justice is suing the communities of Colorado City, AZ and Hildale, UT, alleging a pattern of discrimination against residents who do not belong to the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. What do you think?

  • “As a resident of Hildale and a nonmember of this overbearing church, the real question is, what the fuck am I doing here?”

    Jennifer Roeder Systems Analyst
  • “The people in those towns just need to lie in job interviews and say they have a few more wives than they do.”

    Jason Janosch Systems Analyst
  • “It’s about time. Now when are we going after those people who won’t use zippers?”

    Joe Garden Features Editor

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