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WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

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Justice Scalia Dies

The death of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia has led to discussion of his potential replacement, whom President Obama intends to nominate this year despite Mitch McConnell’s insistence that they be selected by the next president in 2017. What do you think?

  • “So, what did Obama do after he heard McConnell’s idea? Did he go for that?”

    Harold Lemon Staple Packager
  • “If Obama has any sense of decorum he’ll appoint Scalia’s eldest son to replace him.”

    Lou Ferrell Illusion Specialist
  • “I just think it’s insensitive to be having this discussion now. Can’t it wait until they’re all together at the funeral?”

    Amanda Shelton Checklist Provider

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