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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Justin Bieber Accused Of Assaulting Neighbor

Police responded to reports yesterday that Justin Bieber threatened and attacked his neighbor after the latter voiced concerns that the 19-year-old pop star had been unsafely speeding through the neighborhood while testing out a newly delivered Ferrari. What do you think?

  • “Wow. I can’t believe a kid who’s received that much attention all his life could act so spoiled.”

    Gustavo Sparado Fish Seller
  • “Can’t the neighbor just be cool and think back to when he was 19 and was delivered Ferraris?”

    Jim Kressel Optical Engineer
  • “Well, how did the car drive?”

    Lucy Hartung Systems Analyst

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