Justin Bieber Arrested For DUI, Drag Racing

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Justin Bieber Arrested For DUI, Drag Racing

Nineteen-year-old pop icon Justin Bieber was arrested in Miami Beach, FL this morning on charges that he drag raced a Lamborghini down a residential street and then failed a field sobriety test, with each offense potentially netting Bieber up to six months of jail time. What do you think?

  • “See, this is what happens when the public doesn’t pay attention to Justin Bieber enough.”

    Nadia Giardino
    Off-Campus Housing Director
  • “He strikes me as someone who would do well in jail.”

    James Hooper
    Unemployed
  • “But what about all those adorable songs he wrote about being in perfect mental health?”

    Terry Shaffer
    Leather Finisher
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